misc.

REGARDING SIZE CHARTS:

Personally I think sizing charts are ugly and abominable to my storefront. But for those of you who need them, those charts are linked below. Pay attention to my products’ specific t-shirt brand/blank; if the appropriate sizing chart is unavailable here, Google it.

Comfort Colors 1717 Size Chart

Comfort Colors 3023CL (Boxy Tee) Size Chart

REGARDING RETURNS/EXCHANGES:

Buy at your own risk! I do not accept returns/exchanges unless your order is received damaged, stained, etc. If you simply don’t like the shirt, I’m sorry. If you want another size, you’ll have to buy another size. (Email me and I’ll probably send a discount code so you don’t pay full price again.) You know what you wear; I design and sell, I’m not here to measure and style you. That costs extra.

REGARDING EVERYTHING ELSE:

I’m a 30-something trans woman living in Texas. Thanks for your support. It feels rare these days. I appreciate you and your dedication to cinema and beauty and all things. I’ve been doing this for almost a decade now. I was one of the original makers of this sort of genre of t-shirt you see everywhere now. Honestly, I stole the idea from Steven Soderbergh when I met him years ago. (That Written and Directed by Elaine May shirt you saw everywhere was me. I created these annoying, branded cinephile monsters.) I’ve used this project to elevate women’s cinema, fund projects by queer filmmakers, transition, get attention, elevate others, shape your taste. There are a lot of copies of me. I don’t think about them. This is a one-woman show, so be patient and don’t email me to provoke or rudely spat your concerns. You might be a customer, and I’m grateful, but mistakes happen and I’ll do what I can to make things right. Oftentimes, I can’t cure a poisoned soul; if that’s you, seek help.