Sofia & Me

Would there be women, girls, The Female Today if Sofia Coppola didn't exist? Hard to say, but odds are—we'd all die without her cinema. 

When I left an abusive job in corporate healthcare, Sofia Coppola saved me. She and Gwyneth. I rebranded my entire company. Created a legitimate website. And started new designs just to pay the bills. So, in truth, this woman (me!) wouldn't exist without her. So thanks for letting me rob until I could find myself again. I love my Sofia Coppola shirts more than those bitches before.

(These product page descriptions are getting more and more unhinged as I stare at the computer screen. Going on HOURS now.)